N: We have bacon for tomorrow. I can take it out of the freezer if you want.
D: We have bacon? I didn't know we had bacon.
N: Yeah.
D: Where did you get bacon?
N: At Menards.
D: You did not.
N: Yes.
D: You did not get bacon at Menards!
N: Yes.
D: You're married now! You don't buy bacon at the hardware store!